Every now and then a quarrel breaks out between couples, lines are drawn, challenges leveled and, with any luck, somebody walks in/out of your life.

Seemingly innocent discussion: What is the greatest sport on earth?

Some say its football
Some say its baseball
Some says hockey
Some says: "kissing"

Yes, kissing is the greatest sport on earth. Allow me to explain just a few of the reasons.

Kissing is the most versatile sport around. There are so many types of kisses to choose from – at least one for just about any occasion. There is the quick peck on the cheek kiss, the peck on each cheek kiss, the peck on your nephew's cheek kiss while grabbing the other cheek flab with your hand, the wildly passionate kiss, the elegant kiss on the hand, the dreaded kiss of death.

NOTE: The Art Of Kissing Is Easy

Kissing is easy to transport. It doesn't matter where you are.
You can kiss: in the gym, in the space shuttle, even in Alaska from June through September.

Kissing requires so little equipment, which means you can do it even when not prepared for the occasion & even when you have to travel light. This makes it the ideal participation sport for businessmen, world travelers and marsupial groupies.

Kissing always livens things up. Try this: the next time you are doing an oh-so-booooring work that seems to last oh-so-foreeeeever, why not just kiss somebody. Go ahead; try it. See how it livens things up? (obviously not just anybody though)

Kissing is legal in all 50 states and most Earth-bound countries. Rumors are circulating that kissing will even be legalized soon on Mars, Jupiter and in Afghanistan. Lol

Kissing is 100% biodegradable, so when you kiss somebody, you help the environment.

Kissing is safe to do in a moving vehicle, as long as you are not driving.

Kissing is non toxic. Unless you kiss somebody who has just swallowed a bottle of spray. Even so, kissing is still safe, as long as you do not use your mouth.

Kissing is non-fattening. This is perhaps the best news of all; Dieters now have something to keep their mouths busy while not eating, smokers can quit smoking without having to chew candies until they, A) need to diet or B) induce diabetes.

Kissing is organic, low in sodium, preservative-free, low in saturated fats and does not contain dozens of delicious ingredients that cannot be pronounced, like javelchromopntheoremicherbicidic (err?) acid.

Most kisses are not tested on animals, but who am I to stifle your sense of adventure?

You can kiss just about everyone: your boyfriend, your aunt, your wife, your veterinarian, the Prime Minister of the United States and your pet. Don't try kissing them all at the same time though.. y'know what i mean?

Kissing meets the toughest safety regulations of any national/international sporting organization. Kissing has a tremendous safety record, except for the locked braces.

EXTREME KISSING isn't reccomended

Don't kiss any electrical outlets or your hairs wont stay attached to your scalp.
Don't kiss the vacuum cleaner if you want to retain all your vital organs.
Don't kiss your teachers after school hours.

the happy guy