Friday, May 05, 2006

TODAY'S POST:
(copyright of privates2webwhore, edited by me)

Basically, there are too many different types of men in irc. These different faces of men, spotted by one of our readers are all listed below. Some of them are pretty humourous and make you go "hey! yeah! thats true!"

1. Desperatos - Guys who wants a gf badly without actual understanding of real love. Some just breaks up with their gf
& straight away try to find new ones using their "sad cases" to win sympathy

2. Sickos - Guys who wan girls' stuff like panties

3. Bastards - Guys who target on young primary/secondary school girls

4. Sugar Daddies - Guys who got too many spare cash and seeking pleasure (usually targetting on girls 10 yrs
younger than them)

5. Actors - Wolves in sheep clothes

6. Plotters - Pretend as girls to intro themselves to other openminded girls

7. Gigolo Weaklings - Guys who only interested in older women, and they basically just want to spend women's money without working

8. CMI* Hunks - Guys who think they are so suave and muscular or whatever and that all girls must like them
* CMI= abreviation for singlish term "cannot make it"

9. Gonecases - Guys who only have sex in their minds forever, everything & anything they do is related to sex

10. Attention Seekers - Guys who are already pervertic to an extreme that they want to share their pervertic acts with a certain type of audience

11. Yandao Fling Seekers - Guys who are really goodlooking, own nice cars and good command of English
-very popular among girls but they only out for flings and "free of charge" one night stands and no commitment of real love

12. Perverts - Guys who only like dirty chats do dirty things with girls

13. Gays - Do I need to say more?

14. Ah Beng Kias - Guys who scold vulgarities fluently such as KNNCB or FU but their english in conversations really turn you off

15. Intelligent Scholars - Guys who look down on girls, only seek for intelligent pretty women to match their status before they chat

16. Boring Dudes - Guys who chat on boring topics such as politics and economics, asking your father, mother or even your pet mouse!

17. Shy Nerds - Guys who just start on becoming a sicko/pervert, they usually have decent chats but they try to ask the girls more dirty questions in slower pace as they aren't bold enough to do so

18. Lame Jokers - Guys who have group of friends to chat with them in main channel so they don't usually seek private chats. They usually like to tease the girls in main

19. The God Sister seekers - Guys who are out there finding god sisters but usually with ulterior motives. Why? Cos they can get intimate with god sisters by hugging or kissing them as a god brother

20. Experienced Chatters - Guys who are already victims before so they are very careful in showing off their new identities, beware girls!

7:07 PM;

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